Here at Gear Patrol’s Style Desk, it might look like I’m just shopping all day. You’re not wrong, but I like to think I was hired for this skill. Yes, skill. My resumé even says I’m proficient at it, along with Excel. It was a skill that I mastered while working private practice as a retail therapist.

My expertise in curation has led both me and you here, to a list of the best style releases of the week. Sure, my eyes are bigger than my wallet, but this is where I offload my excess browser tabs and pass them on to you. This time, it’s hand-blocked batik shirt jackets, badass sandals that could scale a mountain if you need them to, ’50s-style bowling shirts and much more.

Uniqlo Oversized Polo

“Hi, Dad. Can you please send me one of your old polo shirts? They’re cool now.”

New Balance PROCTCCA

Is pairing these very regular (not a bad thing) sneakers with that polo a little on the nose or a little on the money?

CHUP Loch No-Show Socks

You and your lover: the only two people who should see what these socks look like.

Thom Browne Striped Cotton Shirt

Thom Browne gets its dyes from the same vendor as Smarties.

Études x SSENSE Black Denim Bleached Corner Jacket

The only other acceptable use of bleach.

Bianca Saunders Wrapped-waist Cotton Trousers

Part skirt, part apron, part cargo pant, part chinos, part of my wardrobe.

Naissance Shirt Jacket in Relief-Dyed Patterned Lightweight Cotton

Two artisanal dyeing techniques make for one insane jacket.

Kassl Editions Large Trench Bag

A pillow with handles? Sometimes, you gotta take your naps on the go.

RRL Indigo Koi-Print Denim Shirt

My favorite Hawaiian shirt this season is not a Hawaiian shirt.

Polo Ralph Lauren Classic Fit Graphic T-Shirt

Inspired by vintage football tees, this is the ideal shade of green with the perfect amount of distressing.

Kapital Eco Fleecy Knit 10-Smiles Sweat Pants

However you can, put on a smile.

Unmarked Otzi Sandal

These sandals can kick your sandals’ ass.

Engineered Garments Sonor Shirt Jacket

Because why would you place buttons where they’re supposed to go?

Pherrow’s PTBS-1 Bowling Shirt

Who wants to join my Wii bowling league?

Drop Ibara Slim Rinse Denim

If you have time, read all about these jeans here. If you don’t, The tl:dr is that these jeans should are amazing and seriously underpriced.

Paraboot x Deus Ex Machina Michael

These were the shoes that Elvis was talking about, right?

Vinyl Ranch Peace Mask

Giddy up, mask up.

Supreme x Barbour

Hey, all you cool cats and kittens.

Noah More Core Tee

A fresh hit of the ’90s.